There are few things worthy of waking a toddler from her nap, but one of the few might be fetching your down payment from the bank before the bank closes the day before The Closing. So Daughter woke up to getting stuck in the car, which brought her to the magical land of mediocre popcorn, where she watched in awe as her mom swiped a debit card a dozen times. On the way out the door, Daughter spilled her popcorn on the rug, then scooped it back into the crinkly white bag and kept on munching. Rebecca just held on to the cashier’s check– the heaviest piece of paper she may have ever held.
