Bringing Home the Bacon
Bringing home the baconcan be heavier than it sizzles up to be.I’m glad that it’s not up to me.
Many Places Like Home
They say there’s no place like home.But I’ve found many places that are like home.I just haven’t found the place that is home.
Using Me
This kind of treatmenthas got to stop.It’s not fair.You’re only using meon your climb to the top(of the chair).
The Worst Feeling Of All
When you feel worse when you thought you’d feel better–that’s the worst feeling of all.It’s when you close your eyes, spread your arms to fly,that you can’t break your own fall.
You’ll Be Sorry
Being angry won’t make you sorry,so I’m done being angry now.And when you’re sorry, you’ll be sorry,and I will kill the fattened cow.
When I Lose All Hope In Humanity
When I lose all hope in humanity,I’m glad I’m not a humanist.Because then I’d be losing my religion,and that would be a big decision.When I lose all hope in humanity,I feel more human and humanitarian.Humans are stupid and they’ll prove … Continued
If a Few More People Volunteered
There are so many people in this world,and so many choosing to have hopethat if we got ourselves into this messthen we can get ourselves out of it.And they want to believe thatthere are plenty of ways out of it.To … Continued
Monogamously
To have and to hold,which means just for me!I love being marriedmonogamously.
I Eat Alone
Since you’re not home, I eat alone.I multi-task (no time to waste!)and miss out on how my food tastes.
Teach
Do we indoctrinate? Or preach? Or just empower, guide, and reach? And do we brainwash when we teach? If so, then should we end all speech?